replace every consonent in your name with a "b"
magdaaalena: condomsinmyfood: babbeb beibeb beab babbabeba Bbiab Babbia
Everybody says "It's gonna be a new year and I'm...
But really, they make the same mistake they did before and get all sad about it. Shit man. The new year isn’t gonna change you. You’re gonna change you.
ayenguyen96 asked: Happy New Year (eve)! Hope 2011 will be full of laughs and memories for you:D
You know what sucks?
My stomach feels like fire whenever I drink alcohol.
Best Moments of 2010
ciaotracy: jeenafilipina: Nigga I Don’t Remember Shit Foreal.
2 hours and 15 minutes until New Years.
Anyone excited? No? Neither am I.
I hate when my parents do this.
Mom: Can you please bring the laundry down?
Mom: Then come back up. I need to tell you something.
Me: *walking down the stairs then walks back up*
Mom: Get me some onions, please?
Me: Is that what you needed to tell me?
Mom: Yeah. Why?
Me: You do this to piss me off, right?
At least give me a fucking task list instead of making me go back and forth. Annoying as hell.
A breakdown of the coming of 2011.
11:57 pm 11:58 pm 11:59 pm 12:00 am 12:01 am Haahahahahaha
Dear Future Girlfriend
Be you. Be original. Be who you want. But not a copy of the other girls.
Spending New Year's Eve by:
Being a loner in my basement, on tumblr, playing Black Ops, listening to alternative/indie rock, in a v-neck and basketball shorts, drinking Half-lemonade Half-Iced tea Arnold Palmer Arizonas all day. I’m such a bum. Save me.
Saying you're "blunt" doesn't give you the freedom...
Blunt =\= Rudeness
2011, Another 12 months, 52 weeks, 365 days, 8,760 hours, 52,600 minutes...– (via ohbaelyn)LOL It’s 525,600 minutes and 31,536,000 seconds.
vprizzy-deactivated20110110-dea asked: LOLOL. Sorry, I'm just bored.
That awkward moment when the girl I like sees the...
I'm bad at accepting gifts.
But if it’s Christmas or my birthday, that’s the only time I’ll accept a gift. It’s just that if I get a gift out of nowhere for nothing, I’ll be confused. I’ll be questioning them. And I’d have to repay that person somehow. I know some people would say “Why don’t you just take it?” Nah. That’s not me.
the93044: cops →
93044: I don’t get why most people disrespect cops my cousins a cop and I respect him a lot how can you not respect people who are willing to risk their lives for other people they don’t even know? a close family friend’s cousin was a cop and was in a bust on his first day on the job and got… It’s because of all the corrupt cops. Making people think that all cops are corrupt. I...
Bout to watch Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World for the...
kimmypantss asked: If I were to go to Barnes & Nobles and I get you a couple of the books, what would you say? o:
I've been listening to a shitload of indie and...
And a lot less hip hop. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! D:
Whenever I read the word Laotian, I hear lotion in...
Watching Scott Pilgrim vs. The World again.
I love this movie.
Dear Future Girlfriend,
I will call you a nigga and you will like it and call me a nigga back! >:D If you don’t, you are boring.
The awkward moment when someone greets you by your...
weeeenhi: And you don’t know theirs. Now THIS is an actual awkward moment.
That awkward moment when you make an awkward...
Wiz Khalifa - Real Estate
xrikachu asked: HONEY ? :D