August 2011
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Me: Spicebuffalosauceplease.
Cashier: Excuse me.
Me: Spicebuffalosauceplease.
Cashier: Speak up, please.
Me: Spicy buffalo sauce
Then I asked for some ranch.
“Canahhavsomerashsaucetoo?”
The fuck.
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I sound like a retard when I talk sometimes. Earlier today when I went to McDonald’s I was asking the cashier for barbeque sauce and I said barbeque like “bawwbeque”.
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Have you ever had a pimple on your back and it gets itchy so you scratch that spot?
My new title is now...
The astonishing apple.
Honestly, I think it pretty dope. Thanks, @powadriane
I need a title for my page.
Be as random as you want. But no gay shit. Suggestions?
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Goodbye house mouse. I’ma miss you after tryna catch for the past five minutes.
RIP Sanchez
David Blaine > Cris Angel
July 2011
“Man. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices...”
– The Dalai Lama, when asked what surprised him most about humanity (via cowcat)
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Same thing with Chet Baker and Jimi Hendrix.
The world would definitely be a lot different if so many people didn’t die so young.
I live for the funk.: briananton: What would the... →
theweaknd:
briananton:
What would the world be like if Bob Marley, Bruce Lee, and John Lennon were still alive?
It would be different.
Peaceful, maybe. There would be much more concerts for peace. You already know how John Lennon was when it came down to that kind of shit. Bob would be 66.. and…
I think it would be different, too. Bruce would be teaching kids about self defense...
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What would the world be like if Bob Marley, Bruce Lee, and John Lennon were still alive?
Lodi dodi. We like to party.
